Rabbit and Alice and Red and Wolf

"Alice! After all your trips here you've still not learned to not drink things laying around in my house?!"
"I'm sorry.. it just always looks so tasty."
"Oh my! the poor dear.. perhaps some cake will help! Anybody have some cake to help this poor child shrink back to normal?!"
"Oh, to hell with your crocodile sympathy, Red! How 'bout I just eat her like we did for your granny's insurance money.."