Author Topic: TL's "Taught" of The Day (Read 270940 times)

thelufias · « **on:** July 16, 2008, 04:25:11 AM »

Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it.

thelufias · « **Reply #1 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:26:40 AM »

Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.

thelufias · « **Reply #2 on:** July 16, 2008, 04:27:49 AM »

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Jherrith · « **Reply #3 on:** July 16, 2008, 06:09:09 AM »

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

thelufias · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2008, 05:45:19 AM »

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

Jherrith · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:31:52 AM »

A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.

Jherrith · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:32:05 AM »

Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.

Jherrith · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:32:15 AM »

Communism is like one big phone company.

thelufias · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:21:09 PM »

Somedays I Teach...some days I think LOL...thus.....TAUGHT......

thelufias · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2008, 06:23:01 PM »

And some days I make them up.....

Much time is needed to hike up pants when standing on cuffs.