Lil Johnny Jokes

[thelufias]

Teacher tells little Johnny off, "You know very well you can't sleep in my class, Johnny."

Johnny admits, "Yes, I know miss. But maybe, if you didn't speak quite so loud, I could."

[Chiron]

Little Johnny's Christmas prayer:

"Dear God, this year please send some clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer,
 Amen."

[thelufias]

 

[deeleelaw57]

A Concerned mother warns her little boy, "don't look at naked women or you'll turn to stone."
Johnny loved his mother, and as such decided not to look at naked women.
But one day johhny and his friend were walking along a beach, and saw a woman sunbathing naked.
Johnny remembered what his mother said, and turned and ran away from the woman.
his friend finally catches up to him and asks why he ran.
Johnny told his friend what his mother said, and then added, "and it must be true, because when i saw that woman I felt myself going rock hard in my trousers

[thelufias]

 

[thelufias]

Mother, "Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you'll get kids who will be very naughty to you!"

Johnny, "Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, haven't you?"

[deeleelaw57]

        

[Chiron]

Too few children, the village school had to close down. So Little Johnny must go to school in the nearby town.
 
 On his first day he's looking through a book of animals with the teacher. He promptly identifies the most exotic ones - elephant, tiger, giraffe, penguin, even a koala.
 
 Then they come to the picture of a cow and Little Johnny looks a bit puzzled.
"Come on Johnny," says the teacher, "you live on a farm, you must know what this one is!"
 
 Little Johnny looks quite uncertain. He looks again, and again, and again, then eventually offers,
 "Uh, maybe Freisan cross Holstein?"

[deeleelaw57]

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"

[thelufias]

LOLOL.....Good Ones......  :AEN: