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vash99

2024 Mar 27 10:19:38
yeah well at least the chemo my doctor suggested is a lot less harsh than when my mom had it
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 26 10:42:06
I Hope You Come up Negative on Cancer! Chemo is no Fun!  :3flower;
 

vash99

2024 Mar 26 10:14:09
i did the doctor was slightly concerned but its already fading i go back to work next week with limitations and a referral to an oncologist for blood work and possible chemo
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 26 12:06:16
Any bruising should be reported to your Doctor if you didn't know how it got there.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 23 11:02:10
i do im always walking around this part of town it helps but yesterday i saw a big bruise on my abdomen its already fading but it caught me off guard
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 22 12:27:16
Reminder Do Your Home Work Too! Do Not Be My Aunt Who Does nothing unless they are standing There!  :hug:
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 22 09:20:19
That's a good thing vash...they push you...but it's worth it in the end.
 

vash99

2024 Mar 21 09:34:30
im going to msc in olive branch this weekend for me its physical therapy
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 21 04:14:51
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2024 Mar 19 09:59:20
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2024 Mar 19 05:36:57
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Pommerlis

2024 Mar 19 04:54:08
Renovating is hard work!
 

vash99

2024 Mar 18 09:45:35
the food is overseasoned and they wake u up every two hours to check vitals, blood test , give the occasional tylonol  i got more sleep in one night home last night than four days in the hospital lolon another note i found the fifth incision its a lot longer than the rest and it stings
 

thelufias

2024 Mar 18 10:49:35
I know what you mean Vash...They wake you up to give you a sleeping pill LOL
 

Radkres

2024 Mar 18 08:04:37
O.o Drugs? The Kind Nurse with Tentacles for Hair? Oh I Know The Food!  :toast:

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #180 on: November 13, 2018, 12:02:02 PM »
Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

He asks his mother what is the big fuzzy patch below her bellybutton.

She replies, "A bush."

The next day Little Johnny walks in on his father while he's in the shower.

He asks, "What is that big long thing hanging between your legs?"

His father replies, "It is a snake."

A few days later, Little Johnny walks in on his mother, once again in the bathtub. He asks, "What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?" She replies, "Headlights."

A couple weeks go by and the little boy walks in on his parents having sex.

He yells, "Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #181 on: November 13, 2018, 01:42:09 PM »

The teacher asks her class, what do you call some one who keeps on talking even though no body else is interested anymore?
Little Johnny shouts eagerly, A teacher.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #182 on: November 13, 2018, 03:02:08 PM »
Bwaaaaahaaaahaaa......Good one.....

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #183 on: November 21, 2018, 03:16:48 PM »

Little Johnny asks his dad one day, "Dad, can you buy me a bicycle for my birthday?" "I'm sorry Johnny, but I've just lost my job and we still owe the bank $80,000 for the house. We just can't afford to buy you a new bike."
The next morning Johnny's dad sees him walking out the front door with his suitcase. He asks him where he's going and Johnny tells him, "Last night I heard you tell mom you were pulling out, but she told you to wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here with a $80,000 mortgage and no f....g bike."

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #184 on: November 21, 2018, 06:07:41 PM »
Too right


"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"


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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #185 on: December 01, 2018, 04:07:45 PM »
Little Johnny's folks had a farm with a few head of cattle and several acres of crops. The morning started like every day. The family sat down to breakfast, papa would wait till he finished eating and then relaxed with a cup of coffee before heading to the field. On this morning papa went to the fridge to get cream for his coffee. Johnny he said I'm giving you a new chore starting today I want you to see this picture stays filled with cream. Yes papa replied Johnny and he headed to the barn. He returned shortly with the cream. Papa had his coffee and went to the field. Later that day mama called them all in for lunch. Papa ate his lunch and took his cup of coffee to the front porch. Johnny was in his usual spot on the step. As papa sipped his coffee he looked over at the pasture were the cattle were. What is up with that crazy bull he asked Johnny, he has been prancing around and doing what looks like a happy dance all day. Danged if I know replied Johnny, he started that this morning right after I mlked him for that cream in your coffee.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #186 on: December 01, 2018, 04:35:10 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:


"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"


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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #187 on: December 01, 2018, 05:00:00 PM »
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #188 on: December 01, 2018, 05:02:46 PM »
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?"

His father says, "We're playing cards, and your mother is my wild card."

A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

His father says, "I'm playing cards."

"Where's your wild card?" Johnny asks.

His father replies, "Son, you don't need one when you've got a good hand."

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #189 on: December 01, 2018, 05:48:54 PM »
:tearlaugh: :pervy:


"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"


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