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Offline Burpee

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What happened to....?
« on: November 21, 2017, 05:20:55 PM »
thought of the day?  did it get so long that it imploded?

I thought that I'd add something but I'll just put it here....

(please don't be offended if you are a lawyer...it's just a joke)

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.  Suddenly the plane developed engine trouble.  In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.  Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passenger that they had better jump and bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only 3 parachutes left.  The doctor grabbed one and said 'I'm a doctor, I save lives so I must live' and jumped out.
The lawyer then said 'I'm the smartest man in the world.  I deserve to live' and jumped out.

The priest looked at the little boy and said 'my son, I've lived a long and full life.  You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.  Take the last parachute and live in peace'.
The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said 'not to worry, Father.  The smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack'.

It's just a JOKE!  Please no lawyer hate  :mwah:
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I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2017, 06:03:59 PM »
   Now THAT'S Funny.....
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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2017, 06:59:43 PM »
 :funny:  that was a good one!!
"If I got rid of my Demons, I'd lose my Angels"
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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2017, 09:10:45 PM »
We think so to
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2017, 09:11:55 PM »
thought of the day?  did it get so long that it imploded?


It is called "Taught of the Day" these days someone whose name I shall not mention had a keyboard that couldn't spell
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2017, 10:53:08 PM »
Somehow I got lost in the castle, lol.    I'm stilling wandering around.  I meant to be in the sitting room.  I'll just go down this hallway and see if I can find it.

In the mean time I have some words of wisdom for when you are pulled over by the police....things NOT to say....

Aren't you the guy from Village People?

You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

Gee, officer!  That's terrific.  The last officer only gave me a warning too.

I pay your salary.

I thought that you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

Sorry officer, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't working.

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

When the officer says 'gee son, your eyes look red...been drinking?' you probably shouldn't respond with 'gee, officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?'
Things you should never say when the police pull you over:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2017, 03:10:43 PM »
Oh my goodness...first I bash lawyers and now police officers.  I'm so bad.  I have a joke for the US navy but I'll save that one for now.

For now, here's some thoughts to ponder.....

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.  That way, ifhegets angry he'll be a mile away and barefoot.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
Things you should never say when the police pull you over:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2017, 04:42:09 PM »
 :funny:     :tearlaugh:     :funny:

Burpee, you may wish to join us here or here - both threads are still alive and kicking (if sometimes a little lazy), and this one isn't as easy to find... it would a criminal waste that your great stuff get missed just because it's hidden here... :winks:
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: What happened to....?
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2017, 07:41:46 PM »
Thanks Chiron, will jump on over.  Maybe I'll drag these latest ones with me ;)
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