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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #500 on: January 01, 2019, 08:56:21 AM »
This corner of the Attic is mildewing since over a month, it needs some fresh air!

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Halfway.
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #501 on: January 01, 2019, 09:03:50 AM »
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
He knows the guy as a rather conservative fellow, so the thing makes him quite curious.

"Say Jack,I didn't know you were into earrings..."

"Don't make such a big fuss, it's just one earring", replies the other demurely.

Silence falls for a few minutes, but then his curiosity wins,
"So, how long have you been wearing that one?"

"Since my wife found it in my car."
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #502 on: January 01, 2019, 09:06:43 AM »
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #503 on: January 01, 2019, 09:08:41 AM »
:tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:    Yup......
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #504 on: January 01, 2019, 09:25:30 AM »
Those are hilarious, Chiron! Especially the last.

Thank you for some new ones!

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #505 on: January 01, 2019, 10:02:40 AM »
Thanks Rayvn! :smile:
Hope the Reaper will take good care of me before I have to experience the last line personally...  :(ROFLMAO:
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #506 on: January 01, 2019, 10:07:13 AM »
Exquisite
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

Fighting Slave of Gor by John Norman

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #507 on: January 01, 2019, 04:45:42 PM »
Love the Jokes Chiron....now it's my turn LOL......Let's see....How do I start 2019.....


Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common?

A: They're both become useless when you open windows.

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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #508 on: January 01, 2019, 04:50:36 PM »
Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.

Little Annie is now silent for a while.

"You understand it now?" Mum asks.

"Yes," replies her daughter.

"Do you still have any questions?"

"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"

"In exactly the same way as with babies."

"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes
« Reply #509 on: January 01, 2019, 05:45:19 PM »
:duh:
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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