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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #190 on: November 21, 2018, 06:07:41 PM »
Too right
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #191 on: December 01, 2018, 04:07:45 PM »
Little Johnny's folks had a farm with a few head of cattle and several acres of crops. The morning started like every day. The family sat down to breakfast, papa would wait till he finished eating and then relaxed with a cup of coffee before heading to the field. On this morning papa went to the fridge to get cream for his coffee. Johnny he said I'm giving you a new chore starting today I want you to see this picture stays filled with cream. Yes papa replied Johnny and he headed to the barn. He returned shortly with the cream. Papa had his coffee and went to the field. Later that day mama called them all in for lunch. Papa ate his lunch and took his cup of coffee to the front porch. Johnny was in his usual spot on the step. As papa sipped his coffee he looked over at the pasture were the cattle were. What is up with that crazy bull he asked Johnny, he has been prancing around and doing what looks like a happy dance all day. Danged if I know replied Johnny, he started that this morning right after I mlked him for that cream in your coffee.

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #192 on: December 01, 2018, 04:35:10 PM »
:puah: :tearlaugh:
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #193 on: December 01, 2018, 05:00:00 PM »
 :tearlaugh: :grpwave: :tearlaugh: :(ROFLMAO: :Hi5:
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« Reply #194 on: December 01, 2018, 05:02:46 PM »
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, "What are you doing?"

His father says, "We're playing cards, and your mother is my wild card."

A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating.

He asks, "What are you doing?"

His father says, "I'm playing cards."

"Where's your wild card?" Johnny asks.

His father replies, "Son, you don't need one when you've got a good hand."
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Re: Lil Johnny Jokes
« Reply #195 on: December 01, 2018, 05:48:54 PM »
:tearlaugh: :pervy:
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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« Reply #196 on: December 01, 2018, 06:04:32 PM »
sounds like a straight flush to me  :shh2:

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« Reply #197 on: December 01, 2018, 06:19:25 PM »
The sound you hear is no one disagreeing with you
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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« Reply #198 on: December 01, 2018, 08:02:35 PM »
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« Reply #199 on: December 31, 2018, 12:20:52 AM »

Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault.
We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt.
I reached over and pulled it out.
That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said.
"You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault.
There we were in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.
Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out.
Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"

 

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