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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2160 on: December 04, 2017, 11:38:52 AM »
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's going to be hard to do without him.
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2161 on: December 04, 2017, 11:48:20 AM »
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2162 on: December 06, 2017, 07:12:05 PM »
Heheheh ;)
Things you should never say when the police pull you over:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2163 on: December 12, 2017, 03:15:41 AM »
The teacher tests Little Johnny:
"OK Johnny, now create a sentence that starts with 'I'."

Little Johnny thinks a moment then begins: "I is..."

"No Johnny, wrong!", snaps the teacher. "It's 'I am', always!"

Little Johnny sighs:
"Yes ma'am. Uh... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' "
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2164 on: December 12, 2017, 03:18:25 AM »
"Waiter, take your thumb off my schnitzel NOW!"

"Oh yeah? And have it fall down again!?"
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2165 on: December 12, 2017, 03:21:21 AM »
When I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says "You need to eat that chocolate."

The other voice goes "You heard that. Eat the chocolate!"
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2166 on: December 15, 2017, 06:23:18 PM »
Two cops are sat in their car wacthng a nightclub...
Suddenly the front door crashes open and a man staggers out...
Dropping his keys he stumbles trying to pick them up then weaves unsteadily to his car...
He gets in and drives off swerving across the lanes...


Got him! Say the cops and they pull him over...
They breathalyse him... Negative?
Name and occupation sir?


Frank smith; professional decoy...

I am not the One... but I am one of the one and only...

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2167 on: December 15, 2017, 08:09:30 PM »
Hear hear ...
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2168 on: December 17, 2017, 02:18:01 AM »
Little Johnny comes home and tells his daddy
"Dad, tomorrow there's a special Adults Meeting at school and you're invited."

Daddy is surprised
"Really? Special?"

"Yes," nods Johnny, "it will be just you, the teacher, the headmaster and two police officers."

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2169 on: December 17, 2017, 05:00:38 AM »
 :OMG:
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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