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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2170 on: December 17, 2017, 07:44:58 PM »
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"

Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2171 on: December 17, 2017, 08:11:23 PM »
Now that is :pervy: with capital letters
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2172 on: January 03, 2018, 03:28:16 AM »
Time to dust a bit in here... :cleanup: :duster:

A German driver is pulled over by the local police on a Polish highway.
"What’s your name, sir?"
"Hans Johann Rittermayer"
"All right. Age?"
"53."
"Occupation?"
"No, no, just visiting."
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2173 on: January 03, 2018, 03:38:54 AM »
The teacher asks his class
"What would you like to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny raises his hand
"I will follow in my father’s footsteps and become a cop!"

The teacher arches an eyebrow
"Johnny, I didn’t know your father works for the police."

"Well, no..." blushes little Johnny, "He's a burglar actually..."
"I can resist everything but temptation" (Oscar Wilde)

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2174 on: January 03, 2018, 11:42:01 AM »
:tearlaugh:   Little Johnny does seem to be confused at times....but not in this case....


A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

"And you, Susie? What do you want to be when you grow up?" the teacher asks.

Susie says "I wanna be Johnny's bitch."
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2175 on: January 03, 2018, 12:16:27 PM »
:tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2176 on: January 03, 2018, 06:37:45 PM »
Seconded
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2177 on: February 08, 2018, 02:22:57 PM »
How do you make a hormone?







Don't pay...
I am not the One... but I am one of the one and only...

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2178 on: February 08, 2018, 06:52:34 PM »
How to get whacked as soon as you open the door to leave......Don't pay   :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2179 on: February 08, 2018, 06:55:01 PM »
NEW.....Joke of the Day  Board can be found HERE.....
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