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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2175 on: January 03, 2018, 12:16:27 PM »
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2176 on: January 03, 2018, 06:37:45 PM »
Seconded
"But who is stronger, truly, I asked myself, he who continues to wound and bleed himself to please others, or he who refuses any longer to do so?"

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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
« Reply #2177 on: February 08, 2018, 02:22:57 PM »
How do you make a hormone?







Don't pay...
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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How to get whacked as soon as you open the door to leave......Don't pay   :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh: :tearlaugh:
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY
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NEW.....Joke of the Day  Board can be found HERE.....
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